The Flowery Branch Dry-Off Device

Description

Introducing the most overqualified towel you’ll ever meet. The Flowery Branch Dry-Off Device is your official license to lounge, featuring our signature Bangarang Brews logo printed in vivid detail on a lush polyester front. The soft cotton loop backing keeps it durable enough for lake dips, beer spills, and rogue cannonballs.

It’s oversized. It’s obnoxiously good-looking. It’s probably too nice for your in-laws to borrow.
Just the way we like it.

• 🧵 Material: 52% Polyester / 48% Cotton (US) or 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester (EU)

• 📏 Two glorious sizes: 30″ × 60″ and 36″ × 72″

• 🔁 White cotton loop backing

• 🎨 One-sided print with bold Bangarang flair

• ⚠️ Heads-up: Because this towel is thicc, the print may show some white when the fibers get stroked (ooh).

Dry off. Show off. Bangarang approved.